bacon fatter

Woman who drips warm bacon fat onto her clit and has her dog lick it off as each drop falls.

After Amy and her girlfriend split, Amy became a huge bacon fatter for the next decade until fido passed away from heart failure.

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017

Fattention seeking

'Fattention seeking' is an attention seeker on Facebook who posts up a status telling the world how they feel if they are ill, upset, angry or hurt because no one, in the real world really cares about them so they have to post it in hope that someone online would and when someone actually gives a shit, they give a pointless reply and you're like thinking why did they bother posting it up?

Girl 1: " FFS!"

Girl 2: "you alright hun?"

Girl 1: "Yeah I'm Ok"

Girl 2: " were you Fattention seeking?"

Girl 1: "How dare you bitch about me"

Girl 3: "inbox me!!"

Girl 1: "it's alright now"

Girl 2: " you're such a fattention seeker"

by cuz x3 November 10, 2011

Fatting

To put one's fat rolls on another person's head.

"Stop fatting me! My head hurts."

by MacNCheesy June 1, 2012

Fatter

A lighter that doesn't do much but lazes around all day.

It can be personified to refer to a human being or animal or even a bird.

Bogdan: Hey Mech Adams, can you pass the lighter?

Mech Adams: Oh, that one? That's a fatter.

Joe & McAdams: Sorry, what?

Mech Adams: It doesn't work; it burns neither calories nor cigarettes.

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Joe: Hey, let's work on the assignment tomorrow.
Donald: Sure, I'll find someone on Fiverr.
Joe: You fucking fatter.

by momalord March 5, 2022

fattom

a large mammal known for his ability to pick up extremely ugly girls

I'm going to Barnaby's to see fattom get down tonight.

by ritley February 12, 2006

FATTER

To gain more fatness, or to become more fat than you were before.

Holy crap, Joe, did you just get fatter?

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 2, 2005

fattie fat fat

a big blubber butt that needs another cheeseburger

you need ass bras fattie fat fat

by jacker October 29, 2005