fnark

Cumming on your elbows

I fnarked so furiously that my arm is stuck to my hip. Now I have to walk like Harmsen for a week.

by chopperdeplop June 10, 2013

el farko

El Farko can also be confused by The fark; but DONT, why? because he's the man. Like seriously I've never seen a person who can get soo many girls, have soo many friends, and have such a big one (hahaha if u kno what i mean dawg) He's the man. Most the time he thinks before he acts and usually makes every single damn person laugh. (haha im cracking up myself) Iight peace!

GO EL FARKO!!!!!!

El Farko is such a God, Samantha let's go jump on him and do it doggy style.

by Mark April 19, 2005

brain fark

When your brain over thinks about the opposite sex that you are attracted to and can never be with. They sometimes call you "friend" and "sister/brother". Knowing you will never have them, you continue to talk to them, making yourself feel better for that short time. After that moment has passed you, you cant get them out of your head, think of fairytales and you begin to question "why why why".

This can be associated to crushes.

I am sooo brain farked.

Men are all brain farks.

by dd1414 July 15, 2009

Fuart

A fart with such extreme force that is caused by the fua within.

After eating three pounds of white castle, i fuarted my way to the bathroom.

by grand boyagher December 19, 2011

Farkle

When one fills their anus with glitter before farting explosively.

"Oh my Gaaahd. We had SO much fun. Brian even farkled in my face!"

by Sjw214 May 26, 2017

fark around

To screw around, mess around, not necessarily in a sexual way.

also see fark

Hey what's up?
Nothin, just farkin' around.

by Noelle March 14, 2003

Carpet Farkle

The dice game of ones and fives, modified from the original game farkle, played on carpet, so as not to wake anyone who might be sleeping at 4:00AM.

"Wanna play carpet farkle?"
-Sure. Whatever.
"I haven't vacuumed in weeks."
-Free-for-all!

by sindazed March 20, 2005