Flood

a mutation from halo 2, they start off as small little crawly thing and they latch on to a living organism taking over its motor functions making it kill or infect anyone else it see that isnt already a flood.They make funny sounds when they attempt to speak. there is one type of flood with a huge bubble on its head and if u shoot them or get near them they explode sending crawlys and spores everywhere.the regular ones were fast moving really strong one that chase you and shoot at you are are plain annoying

marines OH SHIT SOME FLOOD
flood ERRRRAAAAAPPPPPEEEE
marines faawwwkkkk

by HybridSoldier5 September 26, 2009

Floobag

A sex position where the guy lays down flat, the girl sits on his dick, with it penetrating her ass, while she eats macaroni in her left hand and shoving a pickle up her pussy with her right hand. She begins shitting on the guys dick and throws up the macaroni continuously on his face, licking it off slowly. The whole procedure takes about 45 minutes to complete, believe me, Ive tried to make it quicker, but its hard.
When the two sex bunnies are finished, they give each other high fives and yell "Hallelujah!" at the tops of their lungs.

guy1: Me and Katherine did a floobag last night it was fucking AMAZING!!, but it took a while...

guy2: Nice, i heard Katherine is fucking crazy in bed she will do about anything!

by Hairy DickHead May 26, 2008

Floodgates

when a man is masturbating and all of a sudden lots of cum just spurts out.

mate: " oh mate yesterday when I was masturbating the floodgates just opened, there was cum everywhere!"

you: " okay......"

by urbanDICtionary November 28, 2012

Flash Flood

An exciting event that occurs and thereafter causes a woman's vagina to instantaneously become wetter than a slaughter house floor.

1. Kim,"Jeez Debbie that guy is so sexy."

Debbie, "Yeea I just had a flash flood."

2. Fact: Kieth Richard's pelvis gyrations cause women to have flash floods.

by Brett schu June 13, 2010

floodmatt

(n) 1. (derogatory) an exceptionally annoying internet personality, usually implying gayness in both senses: light-hearted and homosexual.

2. wears yellow suits.

3. a clown

That guy is such a floodmatt

by dean October 6, 2004

floodies

Pants that are worn extremely high above the shoes. Highwaters, expecting a flood.

Did you see the floodies he was wearing yesterday?

by Davon67 March 11, 2008

floobnarf

a beast word made up by an awesome chick. used to replace another word.

dude that jello is so floobnarf

by jealous of floobnarf October 26, 2010