gret flange

some poor sod who happens to be gret and also a flange.

YA GRET FLANGE!!!

by Johannes R February 20, 2009

flibber flange

someone who sticks jelly beans or beef jerky up someones asshole

Hey dude robert tried to get me to flibber flange with him and katie

oh wow that whore is such a flibber flange

by ihearticecreambitch March 28, 2010

flagle

A dead or severly wounded children's entertainer (usally a clown) atop a dining table. Flageeli (plural form) are most often radom events during religious festivals.

From Flagol the gnome from the novel 'A tale of 32 urban zones: The german susage dog story'

No flagle before it, nor any hereafter could surpass the splender of this one; the dead man, dressed as "DOODEEDOO!" was coverd from head to foot in a mixture of Golden syrup, fruit glaze and shaving cream which made him glow like a thousand bald men. "What is this splended flagle?" Asked those gathered in that place, "and who can make such a thing?". - Exert from 'The Teletubys do New York'

by S-Bom August 6, 2003

Fangle

1. Angle F.
2. A mangled fag or a mangling fag.

"Oh, that man is such a fangle."
"Hey man, why you hating?"

by Fanglicious May 27, 2008

flangehead

A numpty, often found speeding round town in their numpty truck.

"Kev's such a flangehead..."

by betamax September 28, 2004

rancid flange

A female's vagina possessing a rotten or fowl stench, usually synonymous with the smell of fish-sauce or brussels sprouts and string beans. It is a direct result of unsuccessful cleansing of the flaps in the vicinity of the vulva. Often, a rancid flange will have the appearance of a decayed and rotten split opened peach.

Gorge: Man, it smells like string beans and a rotten shit-fart around here. I can't even breath.

Zoran: Yeh, no doubt. Obviously, Prudence just stepped in. She should be sprayed with an elephant hose aimed directly into her twat. I mean, shit, its a safety hazard. Her rancid flange will bring impotence to us all!!

by Zoran Bozac November 1, 2007

Flange/flanging

To insert ones middle finger up a womans' and thumb up her vagina and gently press the two together through the fleshy wall.

"I gave her a right good flanging"

by Darren November 26, 2001