Michael Moore's F.A.T.A.S.S.
His Fully Automated Threat Alert and Security System. Designed to keep him in good with liberal tree-huggers, while he eats big macs, whoppers, and 5 buckets of chicken.
His Fully Automated Threat Alert and Security System. Designed to keep him in good with liberal tree-huggers, while he eats big macs, whoppers, and 5 buckets of chicken.
by Wolfe October 11, 2004
Get the fatass mug.An old fat-ass Hungarian/Turkish/Uzbeki/Guju who still goes to Indian Parties trying to stay hip with the young crowd.
Fine Hoe says: "Dayaaam is that the owner of the club?"
Hairy Desi Girl says: "No, that's just futass. He thinks he is such a cool guy. We need to make the break his ID so that he can't try to party with us anymore!"
Hairy Desi Girl says: "No, that's just futass. He thinks he is such a cool guy. We need to make the break his ID so that he can't try to party with us anymore!"
by FlickDawg April 21, 2003
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"Yo, dude, I need to get some clothes."
"Dude, are you asking me out on a shopping date?"
"No, I mean, I just need some clothes."
"I don't see how that's different, but I'll humour you. Where too?"
"The Fatass store."
"Where?"
"Where the fuck else? I weigh 140 God damn kilos, where do you think I get clothes?"
"Dude, are you asking me out on a shopping date?"
"No, I mean, I just need some clothes."
"I don't see how that's different, but I'll humour you. Where too?"
"The Fatass store."
"Where?"
"Where the fuck else? I weigh 140 God damn kilos, where do you think I get clothes?"
by Fee1 October 31, 2007
Get the Fatass store mug.fat-ass-sons: a family in witch each member is overweight to morbidly obese. also a fatasson family will act like a gaggle of hens. the mother will be extremely overprotective, while the father will almost be just as much so. fatassons are also opposed to exercise. in most cases, a fatasson mother will be worried when her child gets "sweaty". a typical fatasson household is cluttered with clothes and other debris such as food wrappers, paper shreddings, juice stains, and cookie crumbs. the house tends to smell like stale food, dirty clothes or animals. most likely a combination of the three.
by cheesemonster104 February 14, 2009
Get the fatassons mug.Verb: Alike cancer that spreads from one area of the body to another (metastasize), this word is used to describe the action by which a particularly lazy individual teaches another person how to pawn off their work on somone else.
Did you see that John is orienting all the new nurses? He is going to fatasstasize them into having us do all their work for them.
by W. Bill September 26, 2010
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