Filter

To empty the tank...to let the boys go swimming... I’m talking about jacking your dick ladies and gentlemen. When a man gets backed up, he needs to filter, to get out with the old, and bring in the new. Without filtering you’d get prostate cancer.

I love to filter!!!

by STEPMOMPINGASRRR December 18, 2018

Filterware

Filterware is a trash hub for roblox

Filterware is skidded lmao

by spidercraft782 December 1, 2020

filcher

Engaging in anal sex, then proceeding to ejaculate into your partner's ass, afterwards sucking out the semen from their ass with either a bendy or twirly straw.

Dang dude, last night I heard Bingham filched his grandma! He's such a filcher...

by Mark Becker December 27, 2007

filter blunt

Adding straws or cardboard to filter the end of a blunt to make the blunt hit substantially harder. The straws must be placed in a bee hive shape and the cardboard is a circular shape

filter blunts are the way to go when you smoke

by Tom Pike July 26, 2006

Filtered wee

The act of urination over another human being while still wearing underwear.

Barnsey said "she pissed all over me, but don't worry, she kept her knickers on so it was filtered wee"

by Marco Dando October 30, 2008

fuck you filter

a mental filter that activates when someone is spewing out utter bullshit, causing you to zone out and not pay attention.

"dude, did you hear him say all that shit about you and your friends?"

"Nah, i had my fuck you filter on"

OR

dad "were you listening to me?"
child "Nah, my fuck you filter was on. can you repeat yourself?"

by noxxema May 3, 2010

filterbitch

A teenage girl that thinks her photos are so cool because she uses filters. These will usually claim credit for "editing" the photo.

Wow, did you see the pictures that Jessica put on Facebook? She is such a filterbitch!

by Buhbuhbuh September 6, 2009