Often played in a small tight-knit group of friends, always male for obvious reasons. One male, will sneak up behind another, and grasp the others testicles firmly, and pushes upwards into the air. The duration of the hold depends on how close friends you are, and how much pain you wish for the victim to endure. Very fun game when played oevr a long period of time, so others forget. best played in shallow hottubs.
man 1 - Dude go give that charles guy the fernandez claw.
man 2 - yeah sure, he wont suspect a thing.
man 1 - just make sure you get him good from behind.
man 2 - wurd.
man 2 - yeah sure, he wont suspect a thing.
man 1 - just make sure you get him good from behind.
man 2 - wurd.
by stevert December 11, 2008
Get the fernandez claw mug.A fake errand. Creating unnessesary tasks or errands in order to stay busy. Doing something that has no need to be done at that time.
"jimmy wont be over till way later, he is doing farrands"
"i cant beleive timmy is cleaning his fish tank again this week, what a ferrand!!"
johnny-"ill be back in a couple hours, i have to go clean the shower, go buy dress socks, and organize my closet"
jenny- "you and your stupid ferrands!"
"i cant beleive timmy is cleaning his fish tank again this week, what a ferrand!!"
johnny-"ill be back in a couple hours, i have to go clean the shower, go buy dress socks, and organize my closet"
jenny- "you and your stupid ferrands!"
by The Infamous Biddy October 21, 2010
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Pronounced ( fur-on-dough) commonly confused with the name Fernando.
A large personality that is a great guy to be around.
He likes many sports(typically Basketball and Football). Some hobbies include playing games, talking on the phone, and listening to music.
He is someone who tends to get tons of attention but always manages to make sure to focus on doing his work on time.
Everyone loves Ferrando and it seems like he will always have someone try and talk to him.
A large personality that is a great guy to be around.
He likes many sports(typically Basketball and Football). Some hobbies include playing games, talking on the phone, and listening to music.
He is someone who tends to get tons of attention but always manages to make sure to focus on doing his work on time.
Everyone loves Ferrando and it seems like he will always have someone try and talk to him.
Matthew: Bro Ferrando can you help me with my project it's due in a month but I want to get a head start.
Ferrando: Sure thing bro but hol' up I have to answer this phone call it's my Uncle.
Ferrando: Sure thing bro but hol' up I have to answer this phone call it's my Uncle.
by Micheal Chondira April 1, 2021
Get the Ferrando mug.A region in Los Angeles county that is north of the Santa Monica mountains. Also bordered by the Santa Susana Mountains and the San Gabriel Mountains. Most of the San Fernando Valley is part of the city of Los Angeles but other cities that reside there include Calabassas, San Fernando, Burbank, and Glendale. The city of Hidden Hills is on the edge and may or may not be considered part of the San Fernando Valley. The portion that is part of Los Angeles tried to succeed and form its own city through a vote in 2002 but was unsuccessful. This is the region that the term Valley Girl refers to. The area code is 818 and this is the center of the U.S. pr0n aka porn industry.
The neighborhoods in the San Fernando Valley that are part of the city of Los Angeles are Arleta, Canoga Park, Chatsworth, Encino, Granada Hills, Lake View Terrace, Mission Hills, North Hollywood, North Hills, Northridge, Pacoima, Panorama City, Porter Ranch, Reseda, Sherman Oaks, Studio City, Sun Valley, Sunland, Sylmar, Tarzana, Toluca Lake, Tujunga, Van Nuys, Valley Village, West Hills, Winnetka, and Woodland Hills.
If they had been successful in succeeding from Los Angeles the SFV would have become the 5th largest city in the country. It could hold all of Baltimore, Washington DC, and Boston.
For more information also see sfv and the valley.
The neighborhoods in the San Fernando Valley that are part of the city of Los Angeles are Arleta, Canoga Park, Chatsworth, Encino, Granada Hills, Lake View Terrace, Mission Hills, North Hollywood, North Hills, Northridge, Pacoima, Panorama City, Porter Ranch, Reseda, Sherman Oaks, Studio City, Sun Valley, Sunland, Sylmar, Tarzana, Toluca Lake, Tujunga, Van Nuys, Valley Village, West Hills, Winnetka, and Woodland Hills.
If they had been successful in succeeding from Los Angeles the SFV would have become the 5th largest city in the country. It could hold all of Baltimore, Washington DC, and Boston.
For more information also see sfv and the valley.
by Nelson B August 10, 2005
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Get the Fernando mug.a hottie and the biggest homo you'll ever meet. his titties are to die for. he’s really gæ but it’s okay. he’s always in his feelings. never call him unless you wanna get ear raped. ladies he’s single so hit him
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by gogi69 May 20, 2019
Get the fernando mug.The act of telling underage girls that you can sneak them into the bar, while you are in uniform and on duty. For maximum sleaziness, tell them in front of their mothers.
by Silly Stan August 3, 2009
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