turd felcher

Felcher meaning a man who sucks cum out of an anus of a male or female after a creampie.

So adding a turd makes a turd felcher

I heard Todd was a felcher.

I heard he was a Turd Felcher

by DiamondX July 19, 2015

rosie felcher

The act of ejaculating into your partner while she's on her period and then sucking /licking the mixture of blood and semen out of her vagina

Baby I don't mind that you're on your period I'll give you a Rosie Felcher

by Hovisbestofboth January 20, 2016

Snowball felcher

When someone felchers, then snowballs, and that person then gargles the snowball.

She tried to snowball felcher me! I told her to just kiss me instead.

by Dr Sbaitso January 18, 2017

French felching

The act of farting into your lover’s cum fulfilled vagina or ass..... immediately sucking said fart and spunk from their hole, than transferring to their mouth

Susan and I where French felching over the weekend, she still stinks like cum farts

by Paulywalnuts424 March 4, 2018

Auto Felching

When a man sticks his extra long cock into his asshole and proceeds to pleasure himself until he cums in his throbbing anus. Following this he cranes his neck backwards until he can suck the cum out of his anus to recycle it for the next session.

Ever since I learned about auto felching ive never once ran out of cum.

by 1800cumshot August 3, 2019

noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.

Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.

by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023

eskimo felching

When two parties are engaged in Intimate activities face-to-face with each other and one party inhales a column of the other party's snot from their nostril

I ended up Eskimo felching this girl while we were making out last night and I can still totally taste it.

by Zute October 12, 2023