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Irish fajita

When you Connor McGregor punch a steamed potato covered in hot sauce up your girlfriends cootch.
Tom was excited to share with Bill how well his Irish fajita with his girl went last night.
by J4mesG4mes May 11, 2017
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fattitude

A mispronunciation of the word "fatigue". Spoken by people who tend to confuse "you're" and "your", and say "nukular" instead of "nuclear".
I can't get b00fz, I have over 300 points of battle fattitude. LOL.
by The 2-Belo October 17, 2004
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frajitas [fajitas] [vagina]

The word fajitas spelled and pronounced with an added r. Mainly used by Republicans and people who think they can make fun of Mexicans.
After voting for Bush, I killed a spic with a knife for offering me some of his frajitas.
by Carl Kent June 7, 2005
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Fanjitulate

An extreme aversion to work, in all shapes and forms. Usually, a vicious cycle will form where a little fanjitulation progresses to severe fanjitulation which can continue for years and years before the cycle is broken.

Often incorrectly used as a synonym for the less severe but similar "procrastinate"
"Bob had been fanjitulating on the library computers all day after the sad realisation.. maybe this getting a degree thing wasn't really for him after all"

"There was nothing Graham liked more after a day spent pretending to work, than a good fanjitulate when he got home to his room"

"You spent all month in bed? That's fanjitulastic!"
by ionex87 January 12, 2009
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Fajitaria

What you get when u eat too many fajitas...
Dayum ese Jared has a bad case of the Fajitarias...

Dayum those Fajitas were good but im paying for it now....
by GoodTimesUSA September 24, 2011
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Fatuity's Razor

A derivation of Occam's Razor applicable in internet comment threads. When interpreting an existing comment, the comment should be liberally interpreted in whatever way leads to the funniest reply comment.
Original Comment: "I want to get the number 2 tattooed on my back so the guy behind me knows what place he's coming in."

Choice of assumptions:
1) the guy behind commenter is coming in place #2 in a race.
2) the guy behind commenter is coming in place #2 on her body.

Fatuity's Razor requires the selection of assumption #2.

Sample Sentence: "Choose your words carefully, because those assholes will apply Fatuity's Razor and turn benign comments into jokes at your expense."
by Oscar N. Paulson December 4, 2012
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fatities

Look at the fatities on that girl!
by SummerKnight June 18, 2015
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