farmer's tan 

a tan that makes people think that you are a hard worker, like a farmer, but there is a very good chance that you are not.

Wow Sally, for being a caferteria lady and never going outside, you have a mighty fine farmer's tan!

farmer's tan by YouThinkIKnow? August 28, 2009

farmer kun 

The father of Historia’s child in Attack on Titan.

Farmer kun is going to be a great father!

farmer kun by KusUmukk December 11, 2020

farmer jock

a rollerblader that does everything chris farmer does. does his tricks, wears the same type of clothing, listens to the music from his sections. all the while never actually admitting that he is obsessed.

You see that kid skating at that session last week? Man he was a farmer jock.

farmer jock by Brandon Cook July 20, 2008

Farmer Giles 

farmer giles of ham is a charachter in a tolkien story, he accidentaly shoots a giant and so ends up being king, A dragon attacks and he must battle with it. He ends up not winning but figths again and makes an alliance with the dragon.

-farmer giles shot the giant, and was rewarded with caudimordax

Farmer Giles by Matthew Turnbull December 10, 2006

Farmer Brad 

A person who owns the only farm in town and sells corn stalks. He's a hick who owns a 95' Dodge Dakota Sport and he likes the simple life and has a neck beard. He is a very nice individual and never gets angry. For some reason he is really good at computer graphics. Oddly shaped.

"Farmer Brad how is the crop doing this season"

Farmer Brad by Tmac44 November 4, 2009

Farmer John 

A person who plants "seeds" via acts or comments with other people in order to harvest a relationship in the future.

Terrence has been a total Farmer John with Kate, he has been planning that for over a year.

Terrence has been totally Farmer Johning Kate since she first arrived.

Farmer John by Aptaphobic April 29, 2014

farmer's shotgun 

When your nose is running but you don't have a tissue, so you close one nostril and blow the opposite explosively, then repeat with the other nostril, and the snot flies out in a spread pattern. Usually done outside.

Gross! I had a Kleenex, you didn't have to farmer's shotgun it.

farmer's shotgun by giantslor July 29, 2016