Definitions by giantslor

farmer's shotgun 

When your nose is running but you don't have a tissue, so you close one nostril and blow the opposite explosively, then repeat with the other nostril, and the snot flies out in a spread pattern. Usually done outside.

Gross! I had a Kleenex, you didn't have to farmer's shotgun it.

farmer's shotgun by giantslor July 29, 2016

dairy queened 

In sports, to be disqualified.

That's Pullen's fifth foul! He just got dairy queened!

dairy queened by giantslor December 4, 2010