Nut Flapper

The astronomical phenomenon that occurs when a male farts in a certain position that causes the gust of air from the anus to rush under his scrotum and create a flapping motion

Dude i just laid a nut flapper.

by Aliocac September 27, 2015

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Turd Flapper

n: Someone who flaps their lips nonstop but nothing but shit comes out of their mouth. The "shit" could be gossip, half truths, misinformation, or lies. Very common in social clicks and the work place.
v: The act or art of Turd Flapping.

Dude, who is the biggest Turd Flapper lately? (In a whisper, Homelslice be like Jeff G.)
Agree Bro! Agree! SO much shit comes out of his mouth, I made him a toilet paper tie.

Yo Dawg, I think she considers Kegel exercises and Turd Flapping during meetings exercise. Homegirl needs a yoga mat.

by kungfumermaid September 23, 2016

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Fapportunity

The fapper's perfect time when nobody's home and is ready to fap

My mom and dad are going to work, this'll be the perfect fapportunity

by JerkCough February 7, 2012

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Fdapperrsex

Something that is too awesome for words.

My new car is fdapperrsex!

by ll_elle_ll December 20, 2012

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Fapvert

Advertisement presenting a sexually attractive male or female model, with little or no other information content apart from the product for sale. Sheer gratuitous smut posing as an Ad.

“That latest Calvin Klein underwear poster is nothing but a fapvert. Poor Julian, his mother must be so ashamed “.

by drobkk July 10, 2020

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