Faisal

Faisal is a trendsetter and loves trends and he does not care what people thinks about him, he’s cool with the flow, if you mess with him get out of the way he will crush you, if you have a son named Faisal you will have good luck

Faisal is my son!

by Faisal Alrazooqi June 11, 2018

Failasturbate

The act of poor masturbation which results in a failure or inability to complete the act to obtain an orgasm.

I already masturbated five times to the Golden Girls season three DVD and on my sixth time I failasturbated so I called it a night.

by Lawofdiminishingmasturbation March 17, 2009

pwned in da faise

An extremely high level of pwnage, also known as pwnership. When someone is pwned and you want to rub it in, so you say HAHAHA pwned in da faise!

n00b: WTF!? I died 10 times already!??!

Me: HAHAHAHA pwned in da faise!

by Bob882 December 18, 2004

Faizan

A little wanker that eats Cheerios and watches gay porn and is very sticky all year round.

Faizan how was your 5th wank today?

by Sexychickennuggets July 30, 2017

Faizan

A large Sexy Tall Teacher who would Spank Every kid Disrepcts him

Oh my God Run FROM FAIZAN!!

by TheRussianGypsyOfFrance April 1, 2020

failatio

Portmanteau of fellatio + fail.
A failed attempt to suck your own tallywhacker.

The cunt-starved gentleman was so desperate for a blowjob that he decided to commit fellatio upon himself. But he couldn't.
"Argh, failatio!"

by MEFF February 13, 2009

Faisal

Getting a blowjob while eating halal chicken.

PERSON1: Man, this stripper gave me a faisal yesterday.
PERSON2: Sweet!

by Torsa December 16, 2008