Fwarp

A creature that dwells in the mind of the mentally challenged. Oftens grazes on open plains of a4 paper and salt. Usually dons a fez and smokes large cigars. Eyes are often bloodshot due to smoke from the cigars.

Wow, this Fwarp has nice eyes.

by Mr Wood the jazz pianist January 5, 2009

Farph

The release of a loud fart at the onset of sudden intense laughter.

Little Jimmy was so funny he made me Farph before he even started his stand-up routine!

by Brother Joe February 2, 2015

farp

in between a fart & a burp !

I ate dinner and i couldn't help it, I farped all night long !

by richjr344 January 21, 2010

FARP

Former Athletic Regular Person, a person that used to play a college sport but is now a regular person on campus

The ex soccer player is a Farp, not a Narp

by laxer24 May 14, 2011

Flarp

Kids toy from a dollar store that makes fart like noises and is putty like.

Pussy when wet sounds like flarp.

by CAT1015 March 13, 2015

farpoot

When a person means to pass gass but accidentally passes a small stool at the same time in their underpants.

The boy farpooted when he really just meant to fart.

by TheJugleshes September 23, 2015

farphanoogin

A gas attack that keeps u on ur toes. So much gas u think u gotta fart but when go to force out the pressure it shoots from a fierce fart to a roaring Belch with the same nasty smell.

Sam," Hey dude u know how to farphanoogin?"

Ej"no!?"
"How?"
Sam; " force out a fart bubble so hard that it blows it in to a belch that has the same smell as ur farts.

by Semmyslove September 15, 2016