Fwarp 

A creature that dwells in the mind of the mentally challenged. Oftens grazes on open plains of a4 paper and salt. Usually dons a fez and smokes large cigars. Eyes are often bloodshot due to smoke from the cigars.

Wow, this Fwarp has nice eyes.

Fwarp by Mr Wood the jazz pianist January 5, 2009

Farpoon

While taking a shit, you fart with enough propulsion as a harpoon gun to shoot it into the bowl

“Yo man that farpoon felt amazing afterwards”
“You’re a weird person for liking that”

Farpoon by DippyMcGee September 18, 2018

flarpy blunderguff 

Word made up by CBS for the show Criminal Minds. Episode titled The Black Queen, aired 01-05-14. Show hinted it was a sexual act involving food and oil based paint. Fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. "Flarpy Blunderguff" quickly trended on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.

"I'm going to tell you but first I have to explain in explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is." -Penelope Garcia

flarpy blunderguff by C.M.fan January 23, 2014

farpotshket 

Completely ruined as a result of attempts to fix a minor imperfection.

Don't try to fix that tiny smudge! You will make the entire painting farpotshket!

farpotshket by Xardov November 13, 2011

Fward 

Basically this word was made up by James Kiteley & it means “fake”

Fam, you’re wearing fward clothes

Fward by babyyygirrrrrlllllll June 30, 2020

FWARN 

acronym: Fuck with a real nigga.

Stop fuckin with those lames, come FWARN.

FWARN by a real nigga. June 28, 2011

Fearphobia 

Fear of Fear itself

fearphobia

Fearphobia by bigrodMclongdong November 1, 2008