Figure

A digit of someone's net worth.

"Rich nigga, eight figure, that's my type"

- Saweetie, 2019

by Thats16myboi June 25, 2020

yoda figure

A short, ugly thing that is extremely wise, teaching important lessons to confused heroes, and usually quite skilled in combat, but always seems to speak in a highly perplexing manner, often scrambling their sentences up. Much like yoda from Star Wars, or splinter from ninja turtles.

Indirectly the main villain's greatest foe.

Villains with Skeletor Complex often get their plans foiled and sorry asses kicked indirectly by the yoda figures.

by I'm the Pope, And You're Not November 6, 2007

Private Figure

A private figure is a person who has significant influence on his/her family & friends.

I never wanted this bag until I saw Sarah with it. She influenced my decision as a private figure.

by Sghrrr February 5, 2021

Figured

To be resolved, not an issue or concern.

"I wanna go out at 9, but I get off at 8:45"
"No sweat, it'll all get Figured"

by zzcool04 November 6, 2018

wax figure

A person who has the same expression in every picture and is greasy enough to look like they are made of wax.

Tiffany Taffera looks like a wax figure in every picture.

by John Amadjin April 1, 2008

Fatherless figure

A fatherless figure is defined as a person who stans jellybean, red velvety, dream, frost fox, or to be honest, any cringy ass content creator.

A jellybean Stan: ItS nOt A mIsTaKe ✨ItS A mAsTeRpIeCe
V1nce: this is what you call a fatherless figure

by delicious baked beans April 22, 2022

figure eight

To burn out in the number eight motion.

I figure eighting in the Corvette.

by Jizzo Fortanel January 20, 2004