exosexual

A person who finds aliens attractive in a very sexual manner. They typically dream about being kidnapped by aliens and they consider the earthlings unworthy of sexual contact.

Ex: Oh my god, in that Spielberg movie this actor gave me such a boner! Boy, I 'm talking about a real sex bomb!

Person 2: Whoa, wait... Are you talking about E. T.?
Person 1: Yes!!!
Person 2: Get lost, you exosexual freak!

by Strat(osphera) December 22, 2022

Asshole Exorcism

The act of your body evicting tainted food from your guts.

I KNEW we shouldn't have gone to that mobile taco truck after the bar. My guts are rolling and I'm going to have to perform an Asshole Exorcism as soon as we get home.

by Bulldog August 3, 2012

goofy exorcism

When a group of people beat the goofy out a nigga

We bout to run a goofy exorcism on your bitch ass

by Smart nigga 100 June 1, 2017

exorcist

A Catholic priest, brother or religious layman who rids an invading demon or other evil supernatural entity.

Father Quinn was once an exorcist in Africa before joining our church.

by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005

Exorcising a Mud Demon

When you go to the bathroom and your feces comes out looking like watered-down split pea with ham soup. Pure liquified feces. The foul stench engulfs the entire bathroom. Lysol disinfectant spray is used to combat the stench; however, a "ghost trap" (from the movie Ghostbusters) would be more suitable since the stench is a presence of its own. Mud Demons usually are created when the unsuspecting individual drinks a pot of coffee, smokes a pack of cigarettes, the morning after a hard night of drinking, and/or when eating cereal containing high amounts of fiber (i.e. LIFE, Frosted Mini Wheats, etc). See also Explosive Dirrhea.

Bring a roll of toilet paper and a cross!!

Stan: Dude, what the hell did you do to this bathroom?

Jay: Sorry dude but I had to perform an exorcism on a mud demon.

Stan: You were exorcising a mud demon?!? I can't even breathe!

Jay: It's soul may still not be at rest. Turn on the fan and I'll find the Lysol.

by badfish stylee January 10, 2010

exoneration day

the day when the girl you banged gets her period, and everything smells nicer, tastes better, and just seems right with the world

I was sitting in class when a text from my girlfriend, who just got her period, made me aware that it was exoneration day.

by miami genitals October 27, 2010

Exotic

A level of crackhead, (worse than Florida), used to describe the mental state of the cast “Tiger King”

Friend 1: These Tiger people are fucking crazy.
Friend 2: These motherfuckers are worse than crackheads.
Friend 3: They’re exotic

by Beastmode.427 April 2, 2020