jeremy-makes-an-exit

a horrible blog run by a dumb loser cowboy

dude: you know the blog jeremy-makes-an-exit on tumblr?

cowboy: you mean that blog run by a loser named jake?

by Jake the angst slut August 15, 2018

irish exit

More specifically, the irish exit refers to the departure from any event without telling any friends, associates or acquaintances that one is leaving. It is almost always the result of being very inebriated/intoxicated.

Man 1. Hey man, where'd you go last night? You just disappeared, did you take a girl home or something?

Man 2. Nah, I got drunk and pulled an irish exit. Uh... happy birthday by the way.

by moncho December 27, 2007

Dutch exit

To fart before leaving a table, car, elevator, or room and leaving the stench with others. A cross between a Dutch oven and a French exit.

Did you guys dig that Dutch exit I pulled off when you dropped me off last night?

by Menudofan July 6, 2006

British Exit

You're doing it from behind, you scream, "Bloody Hell", pour tea on her, and run away.

She doesn't like when I give her British Exit. She has Tea burns afterwards

by rollmybluntbitch July 6, 2016

Fire Exit

Slang term for a woman's back passage. Similar to 'back door' but more urgent.

Anne: (suggestively) "Well its our anniversary darling, so i think we can do something special tonight..."

Dave: "Can i stick it in your fire exit?"

by Tongueless Ghost of Sin October 30, 2009

Dirty Exit

The act of defecating on a pillow and promptly leaving after fornicating with a partner who has fallen asleep.

I gave old Peggy the dirty exit after she passed out.

by dirtybird22 August 19, 2013

Rusty exit

Bleeding during an after bowel movement - evidence may appear on toilet paper

Ugh- another rusty exit, I need to eat more fiber.

by Cocobeware July 21, 2014