employee of the month

What I will be once I recatch that infamous awoling Psycho Bitch.

Psycho Bitch, you're own3d!

by Psych Ward Employee February 24, 2005

exploogification

The act of shooting one’s semen on a willing sex partner before actual coitus

I am just plain not going to go masterbate when I have a willing sex partner right there. I will take my chances on early exploogification.

-Frank

by beanmedic February 27, 2005

employment ignorant

Politically correct term for the word "unemployed". Hey, it's not our fault!

(At Job Interview for Big Company)

So what have you been doing for the past year and a half?

Oh, well I was employment ignorant due to circumstances beyond my control, but it hasn't diminished my ability to give a shit at work whatsoever!

by cheesehead12332 August 1, 2011

Explooge

To have a gigantic explosion of splooge/jizz. Verb

Derek explooged into Alyssa's eyes with so much force that she was never able to see again.

by CarpSauce February 19, 2015

emploitering

Emploitering: (v)
Getting off work, and proceeding to hang around your place of employment because you have nothing better to do.

Hey, don't you have any friends outside of this place?

No, that's why I'm always emploitering after work...

by whoismarcuslee December 2, 2016

Employabilitieless

A person who quits job whilst in work and is therefore without a job.

Trudy would rather be Employabilitieless than help someone move out.

by Trudythebeast November 1, 2019

Employeeting

The act of yeeting employees; specifically laying them off. Can be shortened to employeetin'. Portmonteau of employee + yeeting

We just finished employeeting; yhis workforce reduction, though tough, will bring our budget more in line with market needs

by randomguy2600 February 12, 2020