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emote control

The ability to stay silent when surrounded by morons pontificating on subjects they know nothing about
- I'd have thought Daniel would have added his two penny worth by now
- By the look on his face and the blood coming from his mouth, I'd say he's using emote control
by Daniel Connolly April 25, 2007
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Emoticabulary

All the emoticons for a given Instant Messenging client.
"Wow, I'm impressed by your extensive emoticabulary."
by SLeepdepD June 24, 2008
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Emotato

1. Someone who acts emotionless.

2. Someone with a personality that makes a potato look interesting.

3. Someone so sad that a potato looks very cheerful in comparison.

4. Ulquiorra Schiffer.
1. Vennession had no emotions to speak of, making her emotionless, and therefore an Emotato.

2. Ulquiorra Schiffer has a dead, bland personality, with the exception of calling everyone he meets trash, making him nearly 95% Emotato.

3. Ulquiorra Schiffer always looks so sad, like he needs a big hug and lots of chocolate, so sad that the baked potato I had for lunch looked extremely happy in comparison.

4. Ulquiorra Schiffer, Cuatro Espada.
by SaintVenn January 2, 2011
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Emothanasia

Refers to the killing of an emo person to put him or her out of his or her supposed 'misery'.

Made up of the two words 'Emo' and 'Euthanasia'
Emo-Douche : "OMG! OMG! Alesana are so totally the bomb"
Normal-Douche: "Jeez! I wish emothanasia was legal..."
by RedBaron666 March 19, 2011
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emotional gypsy

A person who is interested in emotional attachment and romance but who does not commit to one nest for too long. They fully invest themselves whilst they are in this state of emotional high, but they do not sustain due to a need to move on and build other relationships. Some would define emotional gypsies as sluts or players but this is not the case. They are not interested in solely the physical aspect of sex but they are interested in the relationship, attachment as well as the physical benefits.
"I am so done with relationships and break ups! I have decided to become an emotional gypsy, travelling from one attachment to the other without the fear of a catastrophical break up."
by emotionalgypsy1 November 30, 2013
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emotionally turbulent

Emotionally all over the fucking place and it’s just non-stop
Maddie: Yo Shelly is so emotionally turbulent from the shit she is getting into
by madlhs16 December 28, 2017
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Emotional Illiteracy

e·mo·tion·al il·lit·er·a·cy
Adjective
When a person gets so frustrated or upset with someone/thing that they allow their emotions to control the way they speak or type.

Symptoms: stuttering, improper grammar or excessive spelling errors

Not to be mistaken with Emotional Literacy - the concept proposed by the psychotherapist Claude Steiner in the 1970s that refers to the ability to understand emotions, listen to others and empathize with their emotional states, as well as express emotions in a productive way.
(Emotional Illiteracy)
*Two co-workers are discussing the behavior of a fellow co-worker*
Frodo:"I can't stand riding to work with Tony Stark, his road rage is so bad that I can't understand what he's yelling half of the time"
Shaq:"I understand what you mean, I find his emotional illiteracy to be quite amusing on some of the rides home"

(Emotionally Illiterate)
*Two strangers are arguing on an online post*
"How do you expect me to have an argument like an adult when you're so emotionally illiterate that I can't understand what you're saying?"
by FBK420 May 29, 2019
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