E-emasculate

To insult a guy's masculinity/virility online.

You didn't have to e-emasculate me by commenting with a bunch of ballerina emojis on Facebook.

by 3gmaxud August 22, 2014

emas

any email you receive on xmas, wishing happy xmas, but then offering you a deal
see xmas spam

"merry xmas. win a camcorder" etc

by schinter January 1, 2005

exasturbation

When someone is telling an obviously embellished story to stroke their own ego and/or make themselves look good, but they end up looking like a douche canoe instead.

Every time I hear Brian's skydiving story he adds in new exaggerations. I wish he would stop with the exasturbation.

by OblongShlong September 3, 2013

emasticate

It means "to chew", ok? I know the Chiclet commercials are deceiving, but it actually means "to chew". Myself? I emasticate at least three instances daily.

John emasticated his food thoroughly before swallowing.

by BradyChan7 August 6, 2004

Emasculated

As masculine as some females have gotten, soon you will have females claiming that if guys are going to talk about people emasculating them, I'm going to talk about people emasculating me (though society doesn't really try to make guys less feminine or females less masculine, even if they have a hard time processing it).

It's hard for a female to get emasculated, but some would try and find a way.

by The Original Agahnim August 8, 2021

emasculate

A cross between ejaculate and masturbate.

whoA..that dude emasculated

by S0me_guy23 February 15, 2005

eMasturbate

Something Fat chicks believe guys do when they are alone.

in between mouthfuls of food "you shouldn't leave your husband alone, he might eMasturbate!" Om nom nom nom!

by Captain Jizzbucket November 21, 2010