epic boobs

voluptuous, sensuous and succulent breasts. shapely but pouring out of the clothing, usually disproportionate to size of women/girl yet completely arousing in every sense. Capable of magnificent feats: can turn a gay guy straight, and a straight girl into a lesbian in seconds. the pinnacle of the female breast.

Dana has these absolutely perfect knockers, I just want to shove my face in them and motorboat for all of eternity. Epic Boobs in every sense of the word.

by A__A October 9, 2007

Epheratic

One who is a genius of lies, bullshit, and falsehood. Someone who always has a bigger story, or knew a guy, or had that happen too.

Dat nigga be damn epheratic telling me about some 80 foot python.

by Baymerica July 17, 2009

Epiphany drinking

The consumption of alcohol solely for the purpose of enlightening yourself to new ideas. because booze and drugs open new interneuron connections which never existed before in the human brain. therefore you are capable of acheiving epiphanies during this experiance

Rick: dude...i just thought of something..!

Dale: man, thats what epiphany drinking does to ya!

by sethisaphilosopher January 2, 2010

Epic Boredom

The highest level of boredom, where you will do anything regardless of the consequences just to have something to do.

"I'm suffering from epic boredom today so I'm driving to New Jersey for no reason."

by deadlegendary February 25, 2010

EPICOCK

A penis of epic proportions.

However, the use of this word must be in all caps, misuse of the word will get you EPICOCK slapped.

Female1- his dick looks like the titanic, except it's in his pants.
Female2- He has total EPICOCK.

by Izzy Fantastik November 17, 2010

Epalpebrate

Someone who is lacking in the eyebrow department. If you have your eyebrows blown off in an experiment, you are left epalpebrate.

"MUM! Look! Matt Smith is epalpebrate!"

by A little ranb0wunic0rn January 17, 2013

Epifanio

1. A man that makes you realize things, hence why the name is derived from the word Epiphany.

2.Hansome, strong, intelligent, considerate, sexy and an all around good person.

3. Fuckin Awesome. Aka Epi.

He isn't just like every other guy, he is an Epifanio.

Now that is what you call Epi.

by NeyChild May 28, 2010