does the carpet match the drapes

This question is used to ask if a woman has died her hair. It is often used to find out the natural hair colour of a person.

Bob "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Alice "Yes but not the upholstery"
Bob "..."

by instantflare May 11, 2020

Does the carpet match the drapes?

A Secret Code to find a hostage mole

Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.

Max: Hey, me too!

Sam: Sorry I asked.

by PrinceDeven78 June 16, 2022

do your curtains match your drapes

it means does the hair on your head match your pubes

*asks a ginger*
"do your curtains match your drapes?"

*ginger says*

" no my pubes are black not red"

by bigtittieril June 7, 2016

Draping

The female equivalent of tea bagging.

Katie likes draping people she’s iced.

by Bar.downski April 20, 2025

drape

the word “drape” means to leave a location. slang for leaving somewhere

“ cmon gang we bout to drape. “
“ they over there spazzing out, we draping “

by ghosttownn0 May 18, 2022

dusty drapes

A pair of dirty n' dusty lamb leggings or aka pastrami drapes which in this case i refer to as "Dusty Drapes"

Hey girl better get started on that spring cleaning downstairs because you've got them there dusty drapes hanging low like a tired dogs face.

by izakbwalz October 10, 2017

booty drapes

Underwear; a thong; panties

“Boy, that had me dropping my booty drapes!”

by agirlgirlgirlgirlgirl July 13, 2018