Doink

A word used as a substitute for any word needed, particularly drugs, toes, peni, and Listorene mouth wash. Mostly used by 13 year-old children pulling an all-nighter at their friend's birthday party. Side effects include but are not limited to: uncontrollable farting and laughing, as well as psychedelic delusions, and the uncontrollable temptation to watch Youtube.

WARNING!: May cause permanent brain damage.

My doink is huge!

by Kariaze June 20, 2018

Doink

A marijuana blunt.

We out here smokin' big doinks in Amish.

by normiesbtfo October 7, 2017

Doink

A newer generation of the word thoink typically meaning a joint or blunt that appears to be on the thicker side.
A real doink can be anywhere from 2 to 5 grams of marijuana, but depends on the viewer.

Damn now that’s a doink.

Nick typically only smokes doinky pack.

by ssssssshhhhhhh December 5, 2019

doink

1. old pbs kids 2. hitting someone in the balls

1. chalalala doink! pbs kids 2. i doinked blanca from animal crossing

by imcool56060560557757 June 8, 2023

Doink

When somebody is being a doink, it is usually because they are fat, stupid, or ugly. These people are usually named Angus. They act very weird and are very attention-seeking. You do NOT want to be a Doink!!

Angus is so fat and ugly... hes such a doink.

by Sldjenney April 14, 2023

Doink

Someone who apparently does something stupid other known as Ave sky or Auden

That’s not the right answer ya DOINK

by Rainbow corn fat fart December 15, 2019

Lennie doink

Cock slap

Louise was setting her lip up, so I hit her with a Lennie doink

by Drillbit69 July 12, 2022