doing a jack

the act of wanking on skype to his female and male friends

the act of living in a freezer

boy= "im gonna have a wank"
girl= "please dont do a jack"

boy= "how far have you gone with jack ?"
girlfriend= "practically no where, hes doing a jack again"

by izamberie September 24, 2015

Doing a Wayne

The act of leaving some food on your plate at the end of your meal.

Bob did not eat all the food on his plate, he was doing a Wayne.

by Bobwayne July 16, 2016

doing a runner

Leaving a place to avoid a difficult/unpleasant situation or to avoid paying for something.

"Where's Bill?"
"He's doing a runner mate."

by A231 November 7, 2017

Doing a Genova

When someone skips out of work early without letting management or their fellow peers know.

Ninjas off!

"Has anyone seen Paul? Haven't seen him since lunch!"

"He's doing a Genova, dipped home after lunch on the sly!"

"Sneaky b******!"

by isisl345 July 13, 2018

Doing a 'Bally'

When someone is doing a 'Bally' they are generally not coming into work because they have a minor sniffle - or in most cases there is nothing wrong them at all, and they had simply heard another person in the work place was unwell, and decided to jump onto their bandwagon.

Person 1 - "Have you seen Woody today?" - Person 2 "He's not in, he's doing a 'Bally'"

by Dept of employees February 20, 2019

Doing a Lauda

doing the right thing, all the time every time professionally. In reference to "Niki Lauda".

"He did a real lauda there. "
"He was doing a lauda"

by TheDinnerKing June 4, 2019

Doing a Galactic Gaming

A 'Galactic Gaming' is changing something so severely because you believe it is already at it's worst, this change helps for a short time but in the end ruins the nature of what you changed thus preventing any success in the future.

'Bro you know that GMOD server is CW:RP now?' Bro: 'Yeah, but it's gonna be shit in a few days' Other Bro: 'It already is man, already is' Praetorian: 'Do you mean 'Doing a Galactic Gaming''?'

by Deimos Lmao August 24, 2019