muff diver

The act of:
1) Licking carpet
2) Chowing down on box
3) Licking her other lips

Ref: South Park
"To be a lesbian I gotta chow down on this box"

by Stray Cat January 10, 2004

devirginization

The process of a virgin's sexual experience.

Cindy: So how was the devirginization with Bob?

Kelly: I felt like I was being ripped apart.

Cindy: Ouch!

by Nata Mc July 10, 2007

muff diver

one who gives oral sex to women.

Man, last night was great. he was an excellent muff diver.

by Brandi February 6, 2003

Diversity

1) An old, old wooden ship, used in the Civil War era.

2) Variety, having many different forms of gender or ethnicity.

In addition, a lot of you have probably heard of the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the News team.

by Macier Q. Ross September 14, 2009

Diversity

It's what's killing American culture and letting Islam be taught as fact in our schools, because it's a recognition of other faiths. It lets people hang up decorations for kwanzaa (which really isn't a "holiday, it's a celebration of african harvest) but won't allow christmas trees or manger scenes shown in public, it's insulting to the immigrants and blacks. It's why santa decorations are also made to be black, despite the fact that St. Nicholas was NOT black, but it's a recognition of diversity, people. It's just as bad as cultural diffusion.

Let's destroy our traditions to appease the minorities, it's morally correct.

by Loki June 10, 2003

Diver

A term used for a person who acts injuried after a 'weak' tackle.

"Man dat boi is such a diver, i didn't even touch him"
"he went heskey to ronaldo in 1 second, he's rolling around like a lil diver"

by carbonationmaterial November 22, 2015

muff diver

to dive into a womans muff, ie plunge your tongue into her womanhood.

i dived some muff last night, word.

by frosty the snowman April 27, 2003