distractionary

adjective. taking attention away from; moving off course

I can't seem to focus today as I keep wandering off on these distractionary ventures.

by Stepmom43 March 14, 2009

erectile destruction

the state of being depressed after being rebuffed or rejected by a beautiful woman

Shortly after Jerry was turned down for a date, he suffered from erectile destruction.

by the fighting pansies July 1, 2009

Opening a destruction company

-When you absolutely screw the hell out of a girl.
-To pound the shit out of her, or destroy her vagina due to violent thrashing.

-Used when explaining to your friends about the previous incident that occured.

Guy 1 " dude last night I brought this chick home and opened a destruction company on her"

Guy2 " oh man she must be walking crooked today!"

Guy1 " you know it bro i absolutely destroyed that vagina"

Guy 2 " man there is nothing better then opening a destruction company"

by Joemizzle952 September 25, 2010

utter destruction

Everything destroyed

The utter destruction of all the rainforests.

by Julithefinder May 27, 2016

Disrubtion

Something that is disruptive but a physical disrubption

Gina was unable to disrubtion her colleagues to resolve any downtime and was rejected.

by Dr.DjT August 16, 2023

destruction paper

formerly known as "construction" paper, it is the brightly colored paper thicker than writing paper used for art and craft projects. Renamed due to the expansive amount of left over scraps that destroy the planet through waste, destroy the room the project was made in and destroy the table that it gets glued to accidently.

"You have five minutes to clean up that mess you made with the destruction paper or you're going to be grounded"

by Sinnnamin February 4, 2010

Distraction Action

Distraction Action: When one is so stressed out and can't handle all the pressure that they are experiencing they need a DA...Distraction Action!!! Calling a good friend, boy toy, girl toy.. to engage in good old fashion hip pounding, ass slapping, body licking, back breaking, knee replacing, hair pulling, body grinding, heavy sweating, hardcore never ending SEX!!! Bring it all and bring it often and dont make any plans for the rest of the day...Blue pills if needed for extended play....;)

Anna: I am so over this shit..I can't handle it anymore... There is only one thing left to do!! Distraction Action Baby!!! I am calling Ted right now and forget about seeing me for a few days!! I need a good DA to forget about everything...Bring it on Baby!! Anna needs a DA!!!

by Mr. FD February 25, 2010