dicker

One who dicks around. A person who is procrastinating or otherwise doing something other than what they are supposed to be doing.

Quit dickin' around you dicker.

Man you've got 3 papers to write by tomorrow and you're playing computer games! You're such a dicker!

by the annihilatrix October 9, 2007

Jiff-Dicker

A term for someone who stuck their dick in a jar of Jif brand peanut butter.

"What did you do on saturday?"
"I dicked my Jif!"
"You are a Jiff-Dicker!!!!"

by bluesbro182 June 20, 2009

little dicker

a truck that is usually 2 wheel drive that is lifted so high it becomes a pain in the ass to get in it. and having the lift consist of big shiny chrome shocks and giant lift blocks for the rear leaf springs, large wheels and oversized mud tires. this type of vehicle is typically found driving on pavement and if ever driven off the road, is limited to well maintained dirt streets. The vehicle is often used as a form of compensation for the drivers lack of size of that "certain part of the male body."

"damn thats a big ass truck, i bet its never seen dirt."

"yeah what a little dicker.."

by larry niggafield January 18, 2010

Snicker Dicker

A snicker dicker is a person who is a dick with an attitude and he can’t ball

“Bro you said you be ballin like curry but u a snicker dicker”

by esketitlokkingass November 22, 2019

okey dokey dickery do

The conjoined twin of "okey dokey artichokey" that didn't make it

"okey dokey dickery do"
"WTF?"

by thevegetable October 14, 2011

knob dicker

texan slang.to mess with buttons or dials.

Damnit andrew, you're being a knob dicker. quit playing with my sterio.

by Judge Scott September 13, 2003

space dockers glove

similar to space docking, but uses a surgical glove brim full of excrement which is then frozen. can be frozen with fingers straight for extra depth or fingers closed for frozen fisting.

simon ; hey big D, get out the space dockers glove and give me a good poo punch up my mucky sphinter"

by ive tried it and it was great January 21, 2009