defenistrate

To throw something out a window.

I defenistrated my TV when they canceled the Sapranos

by neoliminal August 4, 2007

insurance defense

The chocolate factory (as in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) of the law profession, where desperate attorneys work for a pittance, like Oompa Loompas working for cacao beans. Except in Insurance Defense, the attorneys don't smile and sing happy songs.

I went to a ttt, and now I do insurance defense. In a sad and cruel twist of fate, I can't even afford the insurance rates of my own clients, so my teeth are rotting away, and the pinched nerve in my groin is making me incontinent.

by Sir Humps a Lot February 7, 2007

Lubrireus-defenestration

The act of being hogtied, gutted, and thrown from a window.

ORIGIN From the Latin roots Lubricus, Reus, Defenestra

Wow, did I actually see a real world application of lubrireus-defenestration? Crazy!

Alternatively:

Hannibal pulled some serious lubrireus-defenestration on inspector Pazzi's ass.

by Latinman! April 11, 2009

unpublished defenition

an unpublished defenition is wasted time

wow once again i wasted my time on an unpublished defenition

by originalnugman April 27, 2019

debunk

to expose the shame or falseness of

by nikki September 6, 2003

the toothpaste defense

When asked about a jizz stain left on a sofa, t-shirt, towel, etc. one will often use the toothpaste defense

To avoid embarrassment, Danny used the toothpaste defense when his mother inquired about the sticky white stains all over his laundry.

Mom: Danny, I've been going through your laundry, and I've discovered a multitude of sticky white stains on almost all your clothes
Danny: It's just toothpaste, ma.

Wise teen: I used the toothpaste defense once, but after that I started doing my own laundry

by hombretropical July 29, 2012

Defunker

another clothing site that now dominates the ads on urban dictionary. Very similar to busted tees and sinful shirts. Defunker sells a bunch of shirts that aren't funny without an explanation or commentary. All of their models are probably supposed to look like "everyday" people, but are just plain stupid.

The model the new ads for Defunker on Urban Dictionary's face makes me sick.

by brian December 3, 2005