poor life decision

Any choice made by an individual which results in shame, remorse, guilt, embarrassment, harassment, and other related feelings/consequences. These decisions tend to be hastily made and are usually pre-meditated, often with the understanding that negative feelings and ruined reputations are soon to follow. These poor life decisions (also often referred to as "PLD's") are elected for the sole purpose of self-gratification, attention, sexual pleasure, or to cure boredom. Often, these decisions involve sexual-based interactions with relative strangers and tend to result in morning-after stories of seemingly good ideas gone awry. Note: Alcoholic beverage consumption tends to increase the rate of PLD occurrences.

"Hey guys, I'm working on my 10th poor life decision for the month! I think I'm going to sleep with that a-hole who refuses to return my calls and makes me pay for cab rides over to his place everytime I offer a little late-night action."

"Last night I took home my ex's room-mate. Would you call that a poor life decision, or what?"

by tararae March 2, 2008

delusional

1)To believe something that is different from the facts.

1) Roberto Martinez is delusional to believe he is a EPL manager.
2) Roberto Martinez is delusional by saying "Over the last three years we (Everton) haven't invested any money." (23 Apr 2016)

The transfer records roughly show an outgoing of £82,630,000 and an incoming of £49,500,000 equating to a expenditure of over £30,000,000.

*Other commonly used words to describe him are "charlatan", "deranged", "arrogant", "stubborn", and "fullofshit".

by RMandBkGTFO May 31, 2016

DeCosta

Super awesome, an incredible way to describe a person; Stems from an ancient Egyptian meaning of "One who controls the Gods"

"That guy is so wicked, he must be a decosta."

by Ahoppykinns February 5, 2010

Delusia

Noun: To be fascinated by or entranced by a shiny object

Damn i was driving down the street and delusia hit me, then i hit you.

by Crusier411 July 28, 2009

Delusion of Awesomeness

99.999% of all people playing any particular game all think they are complete Rock Stars, and totally AWESOME at the game, when in fact that is the exact percentage of people who totally suck at the game in question.

Scrubby: I AM SOE LEEEET AT DIS GAEM!!!!! :P
Bloodchills: Scrubby, you have caught the Delusion of Awesomeness. See your doctor, breh.

by Bloodchills November 2, 2009

delush

Delush is an adjective that can be used to describe the appearance or quality of something or someone. Similar to the words, delicious, lush, plush and luxurious; delush is something of high quality and beauty that one finds particulalry enjoyable and outstanding.

Jordan: She is completely delush.

Lee: Not as delush as my new trainers!

Jordan: No, mate, I assure you.

quality beauty delicious luxurious delushious lush

by Pearl queen May 1, 2016

defuse

to make a dangerous or tense situation calmer

Jane tried to defuse the tension by changing the subject.

by Georgi!2 April 9, 2017