Best dress-up sweatpants

The best pair of sweatpants that someone owns who habitually finds wearing sweatpants in public other than to the gym to any and all occasions (i.e. weddings, dates, the bar, etc.) acceptable.

I am going to wear my best dress-up sweatpants to Olive Garden for our first date.

by Leftie Luci September 15, 2009

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Turtle Dress

A dress that is so short, you can almost see the woman's vagina aka snapper.

"Dude, did you see that chick in the turtle dress standing at the bar"?

"What's a turtle dress"?

"An inch shorter and we would be able to see her snapper"!

by nitkilla September 27, 2012

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beef jerky in a dress

a woman of a certain age who, while once attractive for her tanned complexion and lean figure, is now creepily thin and leathery

pool boy 1: hey, did you just finish servicing that beef jerky in a dress in cabana 7?

pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours

by i am not wearing pants July 15, 2009

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airplane dress

When a woman's dress is so short when she bends over you can see all the way to the cock pit.

Sally had that black leather airplane dress on today and wasn't wearing any underware. She bent over to pick up a dollar and I seen every hair on that cock pit.

by cocksman32 June 26, 2016

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