cyber girlfriend

A girl that is in a relationship exclusively on the interent. This definition is based on the concept that the internet is a free zone like international waters.

Man: My wife caught me talking dirty to a girl online, but it wasn't cheating cause she's my cyber girlfriend.

Guy: I watched in awe as my cyber girlfriend stripteased via webcam.

by King of Clubs June 3, 2007

cyberclutz

A person who tries to use the Internet for accessing desired information, idle enjoyment or discovering new and different facets of the world but is unable to manage this feat because of either an inability to use a computer, simple stupidity or a given combination of these two qualities.

We all know at least one cyberclutz.

by ninthfiddle April 4, 2009

cyber-embarrassed

1) Having an older family member - typically a parent - mortify, humiliate or make one uncomfortable through an online social media outlet that they have no business being on in the first place.

cyber-embarrassing

2) Spreading private information to a wider audience through Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, etc.

My dad cyber-embarrassed me when he commented on my Facebook status and told all of my friends about that time when I was seven . . .

I can't believe my mom tweeted about the crush I had on in middle school. That was so cyber-embarrassing.

Sally was cyber-embarrassed when her bff posted a pic of her bra-shopping.

by eggonface2 August 15, 2009

cyber-tickle

tickling a person through some form of communication technology, not through physical contact.

I recieved a message saying tickle,tickle, tickle. I thought to myself, I just got cyber-tickled.

by Carl with a C October 6, 2009

Cyber Pong

playing beer pong with long distance friends with the use of webcams and/or ichat

"I got another DUI, so I can't come over tonight." "Doesn't matter : CYBER PONG"

by MikkkeeeyyyCCCCCC February 5, 2010

Cyber Surgery

(noun) online corrections that modify the appearance of a physical feature in a photograph. IE, Photoshop.

"Before you put that pic on FaceBook, you better cyber surgery my turkey neck."

by Holly M S May 22, 2010

Cyber Cock Block

Cyber Cock Block (or C.C.B) n. An unwelcomed person who intentionally invites themself to join a private or intimate conversation between two individuals via the Internet.

Dude, I was talking to that hott chick on FaceBook last night but Alexia kept "liking" my posts. Damn that girl is such a cyber cock block!

by Keepdancing July 12, 2010