Cumpants

When you have pants that have so much goddamn jizz on them that they might as well be made out of semen.

A person who has a big nasty spot of semen on their pants.

Alan: That was a huge load! I've got crazy cumpants now!

Greg: Linda dry humped the hell out of me.
Thomas: No shit cumpants.

by D-Li Llama February 15, 2010

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Cumes

Pussywhipped housebitch. One who lets his wife control his every move. Has been known to have a LoJack inserted up his ass so she can track his location at all times. Scared to death! Most common words spoken by him are "yes dear".

Joe can't go out with us for a beer tonight, he's being a "Cumes", he is staying home with the wife to do laundry and bake cookies.
That guy is such a "Cumes", he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.

by Glenn November 6, 2004

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Cump

The act of masturbating and taking a dump at the same time. A much lonelier version of the blumpkin.

Don't ever go to the bathroom after Joe has been in there. He's been known to cump in public restrooms.

by Captain Bacon December 18, 2009

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Cumpster

A dumpster full of the male ejaculation mass, also often referred to as "cum" refer to "slang"

"Im about to throw you into a cumpster." Said John.

"Im about to put you in a dumpster then marinade you in cum and turn it into a cumpster." Said Dane, responding to John.

by Legosiy November 2, 2020

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