Cumblainer

Someone who gets sexually aroused by complaining about literally everything. Most commonly, these periods of erotic stimulation are triggered by conversational topics such as religion, bike lane bylaws, politics, and whether Seinfeld was a good show.

Jack: its so awkward going for coffee with that guy because he's a huge cumblainer.
Jill: I know what you mean, if I wanted cream all up in my coffee I'd just bring my own.

I got with this old dude last night who was taking forever to reach completion. Then I realized he was a cumblainer so I put on the John Gormley radio show. He blew his load in two pumps and it came out like a gysler.

by BigDaddyJayJay May 2, 2021

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cumblox

When you freeze ejaculation in a cube.

Yo, I just copped a couple cumblox.

by PooperScooperTrakStar September 11, 2021

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Cumberbutchering

1. a phenomenon of people on the Internet butchering the name of actor Benedict Cumberbatch to such a degree, where it practically has no similarities to the original version, yet still is recognized by everyone.

- Buckingham Charizard
- Stop cumberbutchering, Andrew, you’re going to drive me insane!

by reesespuffssweater July 7, 2022

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cumblebust

doing a task that cancels out another one.

charging your phone while using it.
(cumblebust)

by dahunnahfrmdabricks November 11, 2022

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Apple Cumble

When someone has intimate sex with an apple or other flavored pie to the point where the usually firm pie is crushed to oblivion.

Usually the result will be as messed up as Justin Beiber's face

I can't believe we served that Apple Cumble to your grandmother thinking it was a normal pie

Person: What did you use to sweeten this pie?
Me: Ill never tell *creepy pedo/Taylor Swift face*

by DericiousCaramelMan March 15, 2013

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