crying fish

a crying fish is the reason why the ocean is salty because tears are like 80% salt it was orginally joey centeno cuz of the lip ring it hella looks like a fish hook but now its arun croll

arun is a CRYING FISH!

by Melissa Bot V. 1.0 March 17, 2005

crying indian list

The 'crying indian' list is a list of people whom have been observed as failing to wash their hands after using the restroom, and is often kept informally in the workplace as a way of identifying unsanitary co-workers. The name of this list is derived from the Keeping America Beautiful campaign in which a crying indian was used to highlight the growing problem of pollution (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keep_America_Beautiful).

Members of the Crying Indian List may be granted 1 of 2 levels of membership; level-1 and level-2. Level-1 members are those persons which have been observed failing to wash after urinating. Level-2 members are those persons which have been observed failing to wash after defecating.

Dude, don't shake hands with Ted. He's a level-2 crying indian list member.

by cryingindian4 October 18, 2008

Crying In Quietly

The complete, polar opposite of laughing out loud. Abbreviated ciq, instead of lol.

Boy: Let's talk literally today. Laughing out loud.
Girl: Okay.
Boy: You are fat.
Girl: Crying in quietly.

by monkeymanta December 12, 2009

Cries/Cried/Crying Like A Little Bitch

A Adult/Teenager Who Cries Very Loud Compared To A Toddler Crying After It Has Tripped Over

He Cries/Cried/Crying Like A LIttle Bitch

by AndyBoyz November 10, 2016

The Crying Pigeon

when one pulls their ball sack over their asshole and farts on it

i love how the crying pigeon sounds

by the Sir Holy Diver January 19, 2010

crying coyote

Calling for help or alarm when there is not much to be alarmed about. Like crying wolf but it is not a lie, there really is something, it's just not that bad.

"I hope the police don't think I was crying coyote when I called about a prowler that turned out to be a raccoon."

by Feralbeagle June 24, 2008

Crying Krunk

adv. a bluff, a lie, a threat; a bad bluff

I was crying krunk when I said I had a royal flush.

by GodsAngel91490 March 3, 2009