betty crocker

when a girl puts cake mix in her ass hole then farts in her spouses face, covering him in cake mix then the girl licks it all off.

me and my wife betty crockered last night!

by joeel eevan January 28, 2009

Cronkers

Someone who is mad/crazy

e.g. Blud your cronkers

by ashley douglas December 7, 2007

betty crocker

whilst f*cking a girl doggy-style, balance a plate with a cake on her back and eat it.

I was craving a slice of that birthday cake so we betty crocker fucked.

by The Iceman November 15, 2004

Chris Crocker

The New Christ a.k.a. The coolest video blogger alive. This dude not only has fabulous hair and millions of fans for you to be jealous of, but he is SMART and fashionable. He's a loyal Britney fan. So there. Be jealous. Go down some haterade and be a fattie. Chris Crocker will still pwn.

C: Omg, did you see the new Chris Crocker video?

C: YEA! HE IS AWESOME! I love his hairflip! Betch please!

by CALL ME, CHRIS October 3, 2007

Betty Crocker

Something/someplace lacking real skill, ability or knowledge. Rookie-ish, Green, noob, amatuerish.

-This place is Betty Crocker.. Couldnt even get my drinks right!

-That team was Betty Crocker... couldnt even pass the ball!

-Its not Iron Chef.. Its Betty Crocker!

by MG1 June 21, 2006

croaked over

to die, to pass away, to leave this world

little boy: my goldfish croaked over and is floating upside down.

by RustyB October 5, 2007

Croaked Pussy

Vagina that has been battered and brused with artificial objects such as a remote or lamp. Objects man made and not intended for insertion into the vagina, then used in an aggressive manner resulting in Croaked pussy

Becky got drunk this weekend and sent a video of her croaked pussy to all her contacts. How embarrasing...

by wutwazthat January 7, 2015