credit card constipation

When you go on vacation and your credit card company has blocked your account from any flow of money.

Make sure you call MasterCard before you go to New Zealand, you don't want to get credit card constipation!!

by gwai mui MARTIN April 7, 2010

crabitat

Crabitat can describe any habitat suitable for any species of crab (decapod crustaceans).

Low tide exposes lots of good crabitat, yo.

by SeaStar17 August 2, 2011

credit card

to swipe your skateboard through your ass and hit yourself in the nuts accidentily

oh shit man you just credit carded real bad

by landin February 1, 2003

Credit Card Swipe

The cleansing act of passing a bar of soap between the butt cheeks while taking a shower.

Roy: "Can I borrow your soap?"

Alfred: "Yeah, go ahead. But no credit card swipes!"

by Lewis Ebersole January 31, 2008

Credit Card Swipe

The disgusting but funny act of someone swiping their ass crack over someones nose while they are passed out usually from to much alcohol consumption!

Bob came to our party and drank all the piss and passed out so we gave him a Credit Card Swipe!

by Fridgemusa February 21, 2006

government credit card

food stamp/medicaid card, or any other card issued by state or federal government agencies

1)i don't know how my broke ass would eat without my government credit card!

2)you need to go to the doctor? no sweat, use the government credit card

by caz money August 11, 2007

Extra-Credit Sex

To have sex with your teacher to gain extra credit points, thus raising your grade in the class

High School Student 1: Hey, so did you get a B in your math class?

High School Student 2: NO! I had extra-credit sex with the teacher. It was hot!

High School Student 1: Bitch!

by teacher sex fart February 25, 2009