capslocky

In fanfiction, or any writing really, when characters take a tone of voice that one would image to be outraged. The author therefore if forced to not only conclude the character's outburst with an exclamation point (or several) but also use caplock to make sure the character's fit is fittish enough.

In this scene, in which Harry is talking to some adult figure, most likely Remus Lupin or Professor McGonagall, he is being quite capslocky:

"Harry, I know you are upset about the Headmaster..."

"YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!"

"Harry, honestly, you really--"

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WON'T LEAVE ALONE TO WALLOW IN SELF-PITY BECAUSE ALL OF MY LOVED ONES ARE DEAD!!!!1 YOU DON'T KNOW ME!! DON'T EVEN TRY!"

"Harry--"

"DON'T HARRY ME!"

"Fine." ::walks away::

::Sobs:: "No one knows me anymore." ::Is depressed::

by R. P. December 7, 2006

Chapstick whore

Any person who is seen putting on chapsick ALL THE TIME. Like every 5 minutes at least.

If someone is a such a chapstick whore, if your lucky, you'll see them bite off a piece. If you ask them if they really just ate chapstick, they will deny everything.

Man 1: "See that guy over there?"

Man 2: "Yeah? What about him?"

Man 1: "Did he just eat Chapstick?!?"

Man 2 : "Ohhh... That guy. Yeah he's a chapstick whore."

by dats2dope December 10, 2009

super mega piece of CRAPSHITFUCK!!!!

This vigorous and violent outburst is usually associated with someone terribly angry and disappointed with something.

Silver Sun is a super mega piece of crapshitfuck!!!!

by Max Mannix July 7, 2008

OOPS CAPS

A term that you say when you make the modern faux pas of accidentally leaving caps lock on mid or all sentence in an IM, E-mail, SMS Text, or chat.

Caroline: What's Up?
Chris: NOTHING MUCH YOU?
Caroline: lol ???
Chris: OOPS CAPS

by coffeeboy992 August 26, 2009

Capstone

A fucking stupid project that high schools love to give out to torture spoiled teenagers. Well, you also have to do this shit in some high academic colleges too.

Pen kid: Hey man let's chill for the next couple months together.
PV kid: Nah, I have to do this fucking Capstone Project which instead wastes time and takes several months to finish.

by AdomC March 6, 2015

caps lock

the button on a key pad that makes the letters typed after pressing it in capital letters. it can also be used to give the affect of angryness. OH FOR THE SAKE OF PETE I PUSHED THAT DAMN CAPS LOCK BUTTON AGAIN!

caps lock off, CAPS LOCK ON, caps lock off CAPS LOCK ON, caps lock off, CAPS LOCK ON.

by James Watson December 9, 2004

Crapsturbating

The act of masturbating while taking a crap.

I ate mexican food, then watched some dirty movies and spent the whole day crapsturbating.

by HardShralpingWy February 28, 2011