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DHS Couples

Couple by day hookers by night

Lowkey gay wannabe white.

Turned on by a stig, but still Lookin like a twig.

Meet me at any ac door And we’ll hook up in there for sure.

You left me with blue balls, I’ve never been in so much pain, So meet me in the H bathroom halls so you can keep me sane.

Desperately waiting for the flow to pass just to tap that ass, had to come up with a lie so my parents don’t ask why.

Got caught in an Abandoned house, with ur dick in my mouth

there was no where to go, now security thinks I’m a hoe

had to jump Out of the window and i hit my all time low.

Thought we would last a year but u were never here, guess I’ll just move on and go find another pawn.
by Fabio9 April 19, 2021
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cute couple

a couple that is admired by others, they are a CUTE couple; perfect for each other in every way and do everything they can to uplift each other.
girl- isabella and joseph are such a cute couple, right?
boy- the cutest! they compliment each other so well.
by englishlover444 June 24, 2022
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couch couple

Two people, generally in a romantic relationship, who regularly watch specific Twitch streams together.
Do you watch Paymoneywubby? Colin and I are a Sunday couch couple.
by KellyCrayon September 12, 2022
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Quotin’ Country Couple

This is the kind of couple that has that y’all and southern drawl. This couple can have conversations off of country song quotes and porch sittin’.
Betsy: Hey Bo?
Bo: Yes Hun?
Betsy: We are a Quotin’ Country Couple
by Kayley’s Enemy August 6, 2019
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The perfect couple

The perfect couple is a couple that loves eachother and has fun together and is nice to one another
by Lake420 November 23, 2020
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Cafe Couple

A couple, or two dating homosapians, that are often seen at a coffee shop; wear scarves, peacoats, university jackets, and flannels.

Usually very attractive and considered cuter than any other couple.
Those two there, at the table, they are the cutest couple ive seen today.

Oh, I agree. They are obviously a cafe couple.

Cafe Couple?

Mhmm, only the best.
by Sirus The Fascinated February 4, 2009
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Siamese Couple

A couple who somehow got conjoined in an awkward situation and decided to stay that way because they were deeply in love.
A couple who is madly in love with each other gets stuck together with some sort of substance (i.e. - sticky tack, glue, SUPER glue, etc.), who would be called a Siamese Couple.
by Nicdecdel March 25, 2010
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