Hindenburg Convention

when a small group of friends arrange to get together and the number of people invited rapidly increases, and the get together falls apart from the logistics of it all.

I was trying to meet up with a friend, this his wife wanted in, then more people got invited and it became a Hindenburg Convention.

by hydrogenmonoxide September 9, 2019

Swole Nigga Convention

A convention where swole niggas go to loft cars and buildings. This was started by Tareef and The Rock. If you are not swole like Wafeeq you cannot attend

Are you going to the swole nigga convention. No I did not get invited.

by Too Swole for a Shirt October 9, 2019

The ol' snake convention

A standing 69, when the male is in a handstand with a maraca handle in his butt, imitating a rattlesnake. Simultaneously, with a caprisun/juice box in her mouth squeezing the juices out on the male as if it were venom, simultaneously, as she climaxes.

Down in the desert, where the coyotes howl and the ladies thighs shake, like they have two tickets to the ol' snake convention.

by EmpireYikesBack March 28, 2022

Corvette

1. What people who like Chevy vehicles masturbate to.
2. What fast cars run off the road.
3. Nothing to show off, since anyone can buy one.
4. Poor man's dream sports car.
5. "The fastest car in the world" that has a top speed of 198mph..

1. Chevy owner - "OMG! It's a CORVETTE!" *pants come down..*

2. Fast Car owners -"Hahaha! Did you see how fast we passed that corvette!?"

3. Corvette owner - "Why do so many people have the same car as me?

Friend - "Because it's not expensive."

4. McDonalds employee - "Look at my new sports car. It's a corvette."

5. Corvette owner - "I thought this was the fastest car ever.. why does my speedometer only to go 200?"

by yuskjr May 22, 2009

Corvette

A car you buy when you can't afford a Viper/NSX/Ferrari. Built out of plywood, plastic and still has leaf springs. A car that is mass produced and has bottom of the line interior on all models. Perfect car for dumbass rednecks to rave about because it has alot of horse powers. Totally devoid of all exotica/ rarity/ interest/ head turning. Often referred to as the greatest car in the world, loved by people who know nothing at all about Ferraris and Lamborghini's, and think they are just performance cars. Corvette owners think its a good thing that their Chevy is extremely cheap.

Corvette will also get its doors blown off by a lightly tunned STI, EVO 9, Supra or Skyline GTR, in straight lines and in corners.

Redneck: "What is that a Acura NSX? My Corvette can smoke that JAP rice burner in the 1/4, buy american or go home, U.S.A, U.S.A!"

Intelligent car enthusiast: "I choose the NSX because is is all aluminum chassis that is extremely rigid, and handling was tuned by Arton Senna the famous F1 driver. The interior, quality, and reliability are excellent and I also love the exotic appeal and rarity. Car are so much more than numbers"

Redneck (confused): "Nah man, my uncles got a badass beat 88 commaro that will blow that things doors off, which makes it a better car because im a fucking idiot"

Intelligent person: *walks away*

by GTR4244 August 30, 2010

dachshund convention

A way to describe a party, club, or other get-together as being populated by a vast majority of males. In other words, a sausage fest or brodeo.

I went to Stacy's party, but left early because there was more sausage there than a dachshund convention!

by Senator Sexy September 29, 2007

Corvette

A car for white trash, hill billy, red neck dumbass to drive. One of the reasons the entire world thinks American's are retarded. It is made from plastic and put together with super glue and cardboard (actually able to be seen in the trunk and in the foot wells of the car.) A car with no quality and really nothing but an engine.

I could have gotten something with some class and that was actually engineered well but instead i got a corvette

by Lord William VI October 20, 2008