cortnie

A genuinely funny white girl whose charming personality attracts both males and females. She loves animals and everything about nature, so you will often find her in the outdoors. However, the computer is also one of her best friends, along with her cat. She is a natural dancer with a beautiful body and huge booty. She is the life of the party and makes friends very easily. She is someone who is able to juggle work, friends, and family. However, this contributes to her consistently sleeping at around 4 am.

Cortnie is somebody who likes to hot box while making their sandwiches. Enjoys eating a variety of different sandwiches while dancing to Korean popular music. Likes moose. Amy is her best friend. On August 2, 2015, Cortnie got a tramp stamp of a banana wearing sunglasses and riding a motorcycle. She attracts, in particular, people whose first names start with 'K'.
Nickname: Corny Cortnie

A: Hey who's that hot girl?
B: Did you see her bust those moves?
A: I heard she makes good sammiches
K: Hey hey back off Cortnie's mine!

by DesuDesuNation September 12, 2015

Cortfuck

When two gay guys are fucking, the giver reaches around and whacks off the receiver.

Garret gave Donnie a Cortfuck.

by King o' Va May 22, 2007

Cortex

To outwit,charm,or deceive by use of one's intellect.

My opponent is so dim and foolish I know i can cortex him and get what i want.

by Almighty Money Folk February 26, 2014

Cortaca

An annual football game between Ithaca College and SUNY Cortland. The rivalry is very intense even though both teams are kind of terrible. Students from both schools claim that their institution always wins, but as of 2010 Ithaca has won 34 vs. Cortland's 18.

Cortland kid: Omg Cortland always wins Cortaca.
Ithaca kid: As a literate and well-informed human being, I would like to point out that IC has almost twice the number of wins of Cortland.

by bombedbomber October 8, 2011

Cortling

When you pretend to be sleeping, but can hear everything going on around you.

I was cortling on the couch and heard katie talking about me.

by Erica January 26, 2004

Corts

Short for Corduroy Shorts, usually cut off in a short shorts fasion. Derived from the term Jorts for Jean Shorts.

Yo Audio Science those Corts are Supreme!

by Audio Science/ Kc February 4, 2009

cortical homunculus

A distorted human figure representing the disproportionate sensory-motor centers for the human body, most of which is dedicated to the hands, lips and mouth, and feet.

i have SO much feeling in my hands!

by Cortical Homunculus May 14, 2004