Coot

To have anal and vaginal sex at the same time

Normally conducted by an individual with low self esteem

The woman conducting the act normally has at least 3 chins and is extremely obease and is a reall moral booster for the boys

Me and the boys cooted that that Jessica shut last night....

by Snowwwey November 27, 2023

coot

cool/cute. when someone tells you something in hopes to put you down and yet you dont give a fuck.

ratchet ex boy/girlfriend "i can get someone way better"
me "thats coot"

by bawsasshoe April 27, 2014

cross-cooting

When two females rub their genitals together by interlocking their legs together.

See also scissoring

Last night was so fun, we totally were cross-cooting all night.

by Poopyshit March 18, 2011

Coot

being cool and cute at the same time

Sam just got a new hair cut, it's so coot

by Neraek May 22, 2021

Coot McGoots

When a girl wears a night gown and her coot is hanging out for the world to see so you have to get out the chip clips.

Brittany is coot mcgoots because I can see her the hanging lips of her waxed cooter.

by Coots Friends April 23, 2018

coots in suits

Corporate executives who do nothing but sit on their greedy, selfish asses, and whine and bitch about others using their copyrighted material. Like for example, video clips on YouTube. Viacom is the greediest of the "coots in suits"

YouTube is a magnet for "coots in suits". They have nothing to do but just yank others' accounts over some chickenshit video clip, like a music video, or some retro TV aircheck.

by Mr. Grumpy January 25, 2008

Coots

A vape

Hey man, you got the coots?

by KissUp June 20, 2019