Conascending

Acting or being so stupid so as to make others feel better about themselves.

The friend who asks you "the quarterback is the one who throws the ball, right?" would be said to be conascending

by Lornly November 9, 2014

Consbeeracy

Noun:
A conspiracy made up while drinking beer, and/or about the beer you are drinking.

A) A conspiracy involving beer, and/or, a conspiracy thought up while drinking beer.

Person A: My buddy is convinced they put something in the beer at Club ____ . They swear it gets them drunk way faster than anywhere else.
Person B: Sounds like a consbeeracy.

by Marshallllllllllllll Banana February 13, 2015

Consalty

The act of being constantly salty

Im just consalty at becky

by yorel leroy September 21, 2016

Centsei

When you are in college and have to go to a laundrymat and pay in quarters. Can be used as a synonym for unibrow

Bro this guy has a curvy af centsei
Yo this guy is a centsei

by Hahasupp May 3, 2019

Coltsbiggestfan

The hottest and funniest person on TikTok

“Do you follow coltsbiggestfan?”
“DUDE YOU KNOW HIM TOO? HES SO HOT I CREAM EVERYTIME HE POST ON TIKTOK”

by jean’s partner February 21, 2021

Colts

The best NFL football team in the world it is so great it is named after me!! I Colton Larson is the greatest man in the world

Colts are great
Yea dusters colts are great

by Colton larson March 19, 2021

Cantstandya

Nick name given to George Costanza by his Gym Teacher seen on The Library, Seinfeld episode.

"Hey Cantstandya, your underwear was sticking out of your shorts during gym class."

by Junkfinder33 July 12, 2021