When you go on the internet (typically YouTube) to troll scene kids by having an opinion by saying things like "scene kids r gay" or "Asking Alexandria fucking sucks" then waiting for a reply that will probably be the length of a short novel, telling you how scene kids are original and you don't know what kind of problems they go through and so forth. The library technique could be used for any group that gets easily butt hurt not just scene kids, but their the easiest to get books from.
Alex:Hey did you see my comment on why I hate scene kids?
David: Hell yeah dude that girl Adriana Abomination left you a book! You were in the library lol.
by TheJudgeTheJury June 07, 2013
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When you're doing a girl from behind and you pull it out and stick it in her ass. When she starts to make noise or say it hurts, you lean over and cup her mouth while whispering "Shhhhh" in her ear.
When you've lost all interest in fucking a girl..it's time to go to The Library.
by Hawkeye Fans October 03, 2006
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When you're doing a girl doggy-style and pull it out and stick it in her ass. As soon as she makes noise like it hurts, you lean forward and cup her mouth while whispering "Shhhhhh" in her ear.
Karl was bored with banging Christine doggy-style so he decided to give her The Library. That should quiet the bitch.
by The_Chad October 03, 2006
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When everyone is talking too much and all you want is silence.
*loud screaming*

Hey.
*loud screaming continues*
Hey.
*loud screaming continues*
HEY!
*immediate silence*
this is library.
*walks off*
by bonelesspizza January 29, 2017
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An awesome place that is underrated in today's society.

Think about it - where else can you chill in an air-conditioned place, that's quiet, where you can read a cool mag or surf the net, where you can take a nap, check out movies, meet some friends for a game of chess or cards, read about whatever you like, get free bookmarks, talk to some fine librarians, walk around aimlessly, find out how glow-in-the-dark works..... and all for free!
Dude 1: "Man, it's hot and humid outside. There's nothing to do in here. Dang I'm bored."

Dude 2: "How about we go to the library?"

Dude 1: "Man that sounds boring."

Dude 2: "Seriously, just try it. I'll show you some cool stuff over there."

Dude 1: "OK... we'll see."

..............1 month later

Dude 1: "Hey man let's go to the library. Come on man get up."

Dude 2: "But we just came back from there 2 hours ago."

Dude 1: "Dude, that's a long time!"
by Adel7 September 10, 2007
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A place where people bathe in books.
Child: Mom, I'm going to the library for a while.
Mom: Okay, sweetie. Don't forget to use soap.
by mbenn16 December 13, 2015
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A place to borrow books for free. It is not pronounced "lie-berry"
"Hey, I am going to the lie-berry!"
"You're pretty retarded"
by JakeLandis August 22, 2005
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