Fecording Contract

Similar to a recording contract except the artist is horrible. A mixture of Fecund and Recording Contract.

As seen on VFTW: "You people are nothing but LOSERS. What a waste of humans. You are nothing but retarded no bodies. Fuck all of you to hell. Pricks. Guess what?Pia will have a fecording contract within a week. Pussy paulo will go no where. What a bunch of assholes."

by perogi April 26, 2011

Oral contract

When your gf/wife promises you a bj.

Not fair...we had an oral contract.

by braziliancarwash February 13, 2012

disney contract

Something Jake Paul doesn't get.

Disney contract = Jake Paul's enemy , shot out to homie Owen Wentzell

by 1829281928 November 2, 2017

contract

An obligation to answer a specified number of questions, as on the TV game show Bullseye with Jim Lange; if a player finishes it, he has the option to bank the accumulated money.

"...that is your contract, and the numbers range from 1 to as many questions as you wish."

Jim Lange, explaining the rules of Bullseye

by Ben Masters December 31, 2003

cintralmost

Use in language as you would the word "almost" but "cintralmost" means MUCH closer than almost. Also, "cintralmost" is the combination of two words which makes it that much MORE powerful in the English language.

Nicole: Did you watch Rockstar Supernova last night? They used my word combination of fantastical! I should write my own dictionary of terms ... I could be famous!

Jeff: You mean you could be cintralmost famous ...

by NikkiAnn September 19, 2006

Contracted

Joe mama

Do you know who Joe is

Who is Joe

Contracted

WHAT THE HELL

by Chiaki_Nanami November 6, 2019

contradorktion

n. A situation in which a usually nerdy person is not hyped about the latest trend in mass geekdom.

I re-read Tolkien from "The Silmarillion" through "Lord of the Rings" to prepare for the movies, but I have absolutely no interest in Harry Potter. It's a total contradorktion.

by newspaperwoman July 17, 2009