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Controller Player

Controller Player is usually brain dead monkey. One general feature for controller player is autism and ADHD. Controller Players doesnt deserve human rights.
Person 1: How you can be that dumb?
Person 2: Im controller player.
by Ohjaimet Hirteen June 12, 2020
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PlayStation controller

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by nike kicks November 29, 2021
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Contoods

Small testicles in result of taking steroids.
That guy has contoods I saw him taking steroids last night.
by KTODARAD April 12, 2011
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contonder

A portmanteau between contemplating and pondering, contonder essentially means to rationalize rationalizing and come up with an excuse to have an excuse.
Kev is such a millennial. He acts so self-important but lacks initiative to gain what he feels he is owed. Look at him. Right now he acts like he's above going to a party he claims is full of lames but he's contondering a reason to go.

Dude is literally trying to psyche himself up to even considering it.

Kev says it is his duty as a higher standard to society to entertain the thought of attempting to elevate his peers to his level by his mere presence alone. So, he deciding to go to do just that.
by IMakeWomenSayYes September 6, 2019
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Controlled Chaos

When shit is going on that appears to be completely and utterly cluster-fucked and without reason but for a few people things are under control.
Example one

The Usual Suspects "Keyser Sรถze" Controlled Chaos to his advantage.

Example two

Bob: "Holy shit! A plane just hit that building!"

Priest: "Its God's will that 2,973 people died."

Bob: "So its also God's will for you to touch boys?"

Priest: "Its not called the second coming of Jesus for no reason."

Bob: "...where do you buy your pot from?"

Priest: " Praise be unto the lord, he giveth and he taketh away!"
by Kie D. K. January 25, 2010
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Canoodle

The act of cuddling while subtly trying to give off sexual hints and ultimately having sex.
"He totally was trying to canoodle! Like we can never just cuddle anymore! He always wants to canoodle. It's almost like easy D!"
by IProbablyGiveMoreTruthsThanU February 19, 2017
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controller drifting

the act of playing a video game such as minecraft and walking off the edge and dying to the void
walking of the edge of the map in minecraft because of controller drifting
by .Goated. May 30, 2021
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