Consume thine buttocks

A very formal way of saying ''Eat my ass, eat yo ass, eat his/her ass, etc.'', the meaning is of course based on the context or phrasing of the sentence.

Example 1:
Teacher: "Bob! Don't put your legs on top of the table!"
Bob: "You can eat my ass."
Teacher: "Excuse me?! How dare you say that! Apologize this instant!"
Bob: "Oh, I am sorry, let me rephrase that, I am allowing you to consume thine buttocks."

Example 2:
Prince: "Oh princess, oh the dear one, the beauty of this kingdom, I have always wished to see you this close, and as close as a woman and a man can be. I have tastes that you might question but, will you allow me to consume thine buttocks?"
Princess: "The fuck... Nah, let's not..."

by CoffeeK_ November 26, 2018

consuemer

A product/service-user who is always looking for opportunities to profit from said commodity's manufacturers/suppliers in court.

As many stupid-a** "you may be entitled to a share of a huge class-action settlement" banner-ads dat I see on da Internet, those advertisers seem to think dat we are all just a bunch of opportunistic consuemers!

by QuacksO November 17, 2019

consume nutrients

To become a god by consumption

John: WHO ARE YOU YOU ARE A GOD
me: I have consumed nutrients and now will destroy the entire universe. join me in my conquest. You must consume nutrients

by Djskdbej July 6, 2020

Consumed by OOP

When a programmer is consumed and eaten by the OOP monsters
Overusing OOP for things you dont need to

Amero has been consumed by OOP

by UnoNerd August 12, 2020

Contumer

Your typical consumer of various Internet content. The main channels of consumption are social media (notably Instagram) and of course YouTube. Usually has the passive role of consuming whatever junk is suggested by the platform and/or whatever is trending (I.e. herd behavior).

Negative implications: significantly reduced levels of critical thinking which in extreme cases could be accompanied by impairment of cognitive ability.

My friend Joe is a true contumer. He spends like 80% of his time watching Twitch streams and viral videos on YouTube.

by pkap October 10, 2020

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by inventor of consume laugh January 21, 2021

Consumed

To be consumed is to have one’s life consumed by the internet and it’s references.

“He spends all his time on the internet”
“Yea, he’s consumed”

by Opiumballs February 6, 2022