comoBJ

Choking On My Own Bad Joke. This word is supposed to be used after making a bad joke on which the only one laughing was you.

"bad...................................Joke"
comoBJ, Isn't that funny, guys?

by ShadowCrown June 19, 2017

Comoadaughter

An undercover word for someone you like

Friend:do you like her ?
Friend2: shhhh use comoadaughter instead
Friend: oh, do you like comoadaughter?

by Yessirman123 November 21, 2019

comoturgery

The mass death of orphan babies in a hospital due to a power outage

Did you hear the news? There was a comoturgery at the hospital last night due to the storm

by Sewpz February 27, 2020

comoption

To try to eat shit as fast as humanly possible. This word is also a synonym for 'watching tiktok vids'

Today I I comoptioned

by Chadthaman March 24, 2020

Comononom

A word used by experts or seniors to describe the younger, less educated, less advanced and general uglier staff.

That new lad is a comononom

by Comononom March 30, 2021

Comorbidititties

When a woman’s breasts are so nice you end up in the hospital or participating in activities in which you would otherwise not participate.

Doctor: Hi, Mr. Johnson. I’m Dr. Smith. What seems to be the problem?
Mr. Johnson: Hey, listen man, I don’t know. One minute, I’m hanging out with this girl Jessica. Things were going real nice, right? She takes off her shirt and bra…next thing I know, I’m in the hospital!
Doctor: Mmm. Yes. I see. Sounds like a classic case of comorbidititties.

by LoganRed September 9, 2021

comodo dragon

A person with a bad microphone

you are a comodo dragon

by player121 October 1, 2021