comcast

Exclamation. Used to express disdain, frustration, and general malaise with emphasis.

1. Comcast! I ran over my mailbox.
2. That was the most comcasting awful movie I've ever seen.

by Comcaster May 21, 2013

Comcast

A piece of shit that won't let me play league of legends without using a 9 foot dildo to fuck me in the asshole. While i play i will disconnect 9 times and in between those times I will be anally fucked in the ass by comcast so deep to where the head of comcasts dick will come out my mouth.

Comcast- FUCK YOU KID
Me- YOU DICK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BITCHES

by SuchABallerThatILiveWithMyMom June 9, 2015

coming up short

A verb meaning failure to meet expectations. When said the short part is often a higher tone then the rest of the phrase.

* some dweeb gets a question wrong after raising his hand

Me: coming up SHORT

by margery stewart baxter September 29, 2012

coming for me

A person is trying to start an fight or argument. (Ways to be coming for someone messing with them &talkfighting about them )

Ex.Why are you coming for me? =Why are you talking about me?

by @IamPrettyJay_ December 12, 2014

Comcasted

When playing an Online game, you have sudden bursts of lag, or are randomly disconnected. Usually when something awesome is about to happen, or when others are relying on you.

1. "Why didn't you heal the tanks?" - "Oh, I got comcasted."
2. "Sorry I shot you, I was being Comcasted."
3. "Why didn't you complete the mission?!" - "Meh, I got comcasted again."

by SRTunak April 4, 2010

Coming in Clietch

At the last possible moment of a time sensitive situation it is put into a unrecoverable state with drastic consequences.

"He totally fumbled that system repair at the last minute, Coming in Clietch.

by Proactive46 October 11, 2021

comcrap

a way of describing how bad comcast service is

i got comcrap internet installed today, had to call comcrap internet tech support 10 times to finally get it working

by Bona! April 29, 2008