Climbing up the Yewtree

Your actions are borderline paedophilia. You are close to doing that of a paedophile.

I'd be careful with that one, you're climbing up the Yewtree.

by Dancingdarcy March 3, 2015

Climbing the trees

You want to get something that you can never get, you fall down and get a scratch on your external auditory meatus.

Taylor is climbing the trees while writing a paper.

by Gamergurl2000 January 28, 2019

family tree climber

One who dates someone with a large immediate family so that they can eventually get with every other member of the family. They usually originate from the south but have come as far north as Mississippi and Oklahoma. They engage in redneck activities and often enjoy incestual activities.

Joe: "Have you seen BillyBob, he's such a family tree climber..."

Duane: "I heard he only dated Janessica so that he could fuck her sisters and eat out her grandpa."

by el chunkster January 2, 2017

The Hairy Dude that climbs trees

The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a savage creature discovered by Allison Hay and Aleena (last name unprovided) The hairy dude has been spotted approximately 46 times and is known to always be hidden climbing in a tree. No one has ever seen the creature outside of a tree. Studies have shown it likes oak and pine trees and hates maple trees. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a very hairy looking creature, almost looks like a shorter, shrunken Bigfoot. It will sometimes be found wearing Hawaiian swim trunks. There are is a large bounty on the creature and if found, captured, and brought in alive, you could be rewarded up to $300,000,000.00 but beware, if you don’t hocus focus poopy, the hairy dude could eat you alive. It quickly hungers if it doesn’t get its regular doses of Chex thingies

Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs trees?
Aleena: why yes, *pulls off disguise to reveal thee very hairy creatures face* aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh

by ~ Hay Hay ~ December 14, 2020

Clambite

Female version of t-bagging

Susan gave mike a clambite

by Lc3 wlc class 10-005 utah February 13, 2010

clambic

A lambic-style beer fermented with yeast and bacteria collected from a woman's vagina

You're always guaranteed to get pussy when you drink my clambic

by clambique April 15, 2010

clamblocking

When a woman wants a man and another woman steps in front and gets him.

A woman in a bar sees a man and wants to pick him up and before she can another woman comes clamblocking and picks him up.

by rmcardz February 23, 2011